ROGER! FROGARTY 2013 MASTER ROG MASTER

A spectacularly silly tale featuring a special cameo appearance from Norbert!

 

Roger the Frog is sick and tired of his life in the pond. Unloved by his parents, Freda and Frank, and bored to death of eating nothing but flies day after day, he decides that he will venture forth to seek his fortune in the Big Wide World.

 

Bidding his family farewell, he embarks on a daring voyage of discovery, meeting a series of weird and wonderful creatures along the way, all of whom test his bravery (and his patience!) to its very limit…

 

Will Roger prevail and find the magnificent new life he has always dreamed of? Or will he discover the hard way that sometimes there is no place like home?

 

The FIRST book in "The Roger the Frog Trilogy" for readers aged 4+

When Roger the Frog learns that his mother has been kidnapped by a mean old fox known as Wicked Lenny he sets out on a dangerous mission to rescue her. Little does he know that his journey will be filled with perils galore, including a whole host of weird and wacky creatures, each of whom will test his feeble courage to the limits!

 

 

Will Roger survive the Mountains of Misery and the Lagoon of Doom? Will he manage to find Wicked Lenny’s lair before it is too late? And even if he does, how can a puny and foolish little frog possibly triumph over the craftiest fox that ever lived?

 

 

Another crazy, comic caper from the writer of Norbert for kids aged 4+

On a distant island, deep in the middle of a murky swamp, live the Bog Hogs. Interested only in slugs, worms and other swampy snacks, theirs is a blissful existence. Yet close by, lurking in the dark caverns of Mip Mountain, the Miserous One is awakening and she is very, very hungry...

 

Can anyone save Little Boggy and his beloved Auntie Beryl from the clutches of the dreaded Mip? And even more importantly, will they make it back to their snug little holes in time for supper?

 

A silly but scary tale for Boys and Girls aged 5+

Hidden away in her grotty little cottage in the woods with only her scrawny cat, Scratch, for company, Frogarty the witch leads a peaceful, if unpleasant, existence.

 

 

Mean spirited and ugly as can be, she is quite happy as long as she has her trusty spell book to hand, along with plenty of revolting ingredients to put in her cauldron. The modern world, however, is no place for an old-school wicked witch like Frogarty and whenever she comes into contact with it comic mayhem is sure to follow!

 

A collection of FOUR silly stories about the world's wickedest witch, rolled into one beastly book!

 

For kids aged 5+

  “On the darkened stairway Jimmy reeled, stifling a scream, his knuckles whitening as he clutched at the banister for support. This couldn’t be happening! Alone with his Grandad Jock in Scotland for TWO WEEKS!”

 

  Deposited in an isolated farmhouse on the Scottish coast, Jimmy Black is far from happy. How could his parents leave him in the care of this strange and sinister old man whom he barely knew? Unhappiness turns to horror when, on the first morning of his stay, he is force-fed the saltiest porridge in the history of the world.

  If this is to be his lot each morning for the next two weeks, Jimmy is certain that he will die. What a sad and pathetic end to his relatively short existence: death by salty porridge!

Fortunately, Jimmy Black is a spirited boy who would not dream of accepting such a terrible fate without a fight. To devise a plan that will enable him to discreetly dispose of the foul mixture seems simple.    

  Little does he know that the apparently trivial task of dumping a bowl of porridge in the sea will lead to a hair-raising adventure deep beneath the ocean floor.

 

  Who are the strange people that lurk in the murky waters of Dragaby Bay? Why do they smell faintly of fish? Is there more to his Grandad Jock than meets the eye? And how on Earth can a bowlful of salty porridge, made in the traditional Scottish way, hold the key to the discovery of the lost city of Atlantis and the very survival of the human race?

 

A full length comic adventure for kids aged 5+ from the writer of Norbert!

Roger the Frog

The Further Adventures of Roger the Frog

The Tale of the Miserous Mip

Frogarty the Witch

Jimmy Black and the Curse of Poseidon

JB2016 3 MIP KINDLE MASTER 2016 ERNIE MASTER!

Ernie

Banned from the Miller household following an unfortunate incident with Dad’s slipper, Ernie the dog is, quite literally, in the dog house. Things only get worse when his owner, a little girl named Martha, accidentally throws his favourite toy bone into next door’s garden.

 

With the help of Montgomery, a small, somewhat mangy mouse who lives under an old wheelbarrow, Ernie sets out on a desperate mission to rescue his bone. Little does he know that the garden next door is patrolled by a fierce and bad-tempered bulldog named Max who, having discovered the toy bone, has already decided it belongs to him, and who will not take kindly to anyone he catches trying to steal it…

 

Will Ernie and Montgomery survive their daring mission?

Will Dad ever find it in his heart to forgive Ernie for ‘The Tartan Slipper Scandal’?

And will Ernie ever manage to recover his most precious possession in the whole wide world – his beloved yellow rubber bone?

 

A fun, comic adventure for kids from the writer of Norbert!